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It was a cold Christmas Eve and a miserable woman stood on the edge of a high bridge as she contemplated suicide.

Just as she tried to step off, she felt someone grab her coat. She turned around to see Santa Claus pulling her back.

“Santa Claus?!?” she exclaimed.

“Yes indeed, but tell me, why are you out here so miserable on Christmas Eve, young lady?” Santa replied.

The woman answered, “Well, I have nothing left to live for. I was fired from my job, my husband left with the kids, my landlord is evicting me and my cancer has returned.”

Santa said to her kindly, “Worry not, for Christmas miracles are real. When you go home tonight, you’ll have a message from your boss offering you your job back, your husband will be waiting happily with your children, you’ll have your apartment back, and your cancer will be gone.”

“My goodness!” exclaimed the woman. “That is truly a miracle, how can I ever repay you?”

Santa grinned slyly as he said, “Well, there is one way.. how about a blowjob?”

The woman was so grateful she readily agreed. “Okay, sure!” she said as she got on her knees.

She unzipped Santa and gave him the best blowjob of his life. After she had finished, Santa zipped up and asked the woman, “By the way, how old are you?”

“I’m 27,” she answered as she wiped her mouth.

“You’re 27 and you still believe in Santa Claus?” Santa said, laughing heartily as he walked off into the night.

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