Three men talking in a retirement home, complaining. “I wish I was able to pee without pain,” says the first old man.
“Quit whining,” shouts the second man. “I’m so constipated I never have a regular bowl movement.”
“That’s nothing,” cries the third man. “Every morning I have a long pee at 6am, then bowel movement at 6:30am.”
“Then what are you complaining about?” shout the other two men.
“I don’t wake up until 7am,” he replies.
