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Three men talking in a retirement home, complaining. “I wish I was able to pee without pain,” says the first old man. “Quit whining,” shouts the second man. “I’m so constipated I never have a regular bowl movement.” “That’s nothing,” cries the third man. “Every morning I have a long pee at 6am, then bowel…

Health insurance

A doctor is showing a nursing intern around the hospital. The doctor opens the first exam room revealing a naked man masturbating. Embarrassed, the intern exclaims, “That’s disgusting, Doctor!” The doctor shuts the door and explains, Mr. Freddie Long has a serious medical condition. If he doesn’t pleasure himself 4 times a day, his genitals…